I ended up making what Hysazu suggested, but I fucked it up by thinking ‘oh, I’ll just add all these other things too, even though it was smelling SO GOOD. And now its acceptable, but it isn’t as good as it smelt before : (

And no, scribble, I don’t have honey :’(
And no, jen, I don’t even have dressing :’(

douglaslovesanders replied to your post: Happy Tumblrversary Bram!

HA. We both missed our own versaries. (Mine was on the 1st.) Happy Tumblrversary, Bram! *hugs*

We joined Tumblr at nearly the same time!! WOWEE! Looks like it was meant to be! ^o^

 archer-and-anders reblogged your post: Happy Tumblrversary Bram!

We’re glad you came here, Bram! You’ve always been so nice to us and have loved our characters, showering us with fanart. You’re the best <3

Man, if I could draw you all the pictures that I have in my head for you, you would love me.

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 douglaslovesanders said: The funny part about it, you first photo almost had it in the same position I had put it it. Chip against die. XD When I got your card, I jumped around and squealed, outside… in the middle of the apartment complex. Sounds like we are even. XD

No way, you one upped me for sure! Just you wait till next Christmas! >8D

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Alright, well, I’m glad you like it at least, and I didn’t make an utter fool of myself. (Don’t eat it though.) XD

Not even close. You made me the happiest little Bram. I was like a puppy when that arrived, honestly. I jumped around for a bit, wagging my tail and then secreted it away into my lair, where I unwrapped it. 
Okay wait, my analogy falls apart. Now I am a cat, because instead of burying it, I went around to my household and presented it proudly to each of my family members.. 
And then, like a blogger, I took at least 40 blurry photos of it in different poses.
Now, it is in the centre of my room so I can look upon it whenever I please. 
In summary, I love it. You are perfect. 

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Could you even read the card? I pulled out a pen, but then i got distracted and forgot it. Had to use one that had been sitting around in the car. XD Was the cake close to what you were talking about at least?

Yeah it’s absolutely fine. Your handwriting is lovely, I don’t know what you were worried about ^-^
I’ve never seen a cake looking like that one, but if I did, you bet I would demolish it in seconds. With out sharing a single piece.

Okay, maybe I would give you one, but that is all. 

Honestly Jen, it is the cake of my dreams. I am going to serve an exact replica of that cake (only edible), at my fake-wedding to my fake-husband who is really just a printed picture of my celebrity crush’s face glued to a suited mannequin
(or, a facemorph, even better).

Actually, looking at it, I’m not convinced its not edible -__-
Hmmm…

douglaslovesanders replied to your photo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!OTPPPPP AND…

Holy cow, you got that already? I figured I would have to wait weeks for you to get it. To be fair, I didn’t make the forks, but everything else. :D It’s okay though?

IT’S BRILLIANT!!!! GRAND! ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!  SO THOUGHTFUL! YOU BROKE ME, YOU DID!!!! ;u;

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!!
OTPPPPP AND OTCAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!! MY BABIIIEEEESSSSS!
Jen, are you a wizard or what? You made this! BLESS YOU!
Lookit the little poker chip and loaded die!!! Lookit the delicious cake!!!

douglaslovesanders replied to your post: *WRETCHES*I went to put my dog to bed (he gets a…

D8 I wouldn’t mind like one, but that many… that’s just yikes. In not in my dog’s bowl. Especially since that is in the house…\

Those ones were not at my house though. It was on a property by the river with a damn, and we were lucky enough to get some rain to bring them out. 
Poor puppy D: 

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I am sorry you had to deal with all of that. My friend and her family had a similar experience with badgers a while back. Also, this makes me randomly want to ask if you have seen the movie Big Trouble. I feel you would appreciate the toad/dog bit.
Oh but badgers seem adorable : /
From films, what I understand of badgers is that they sometimes eat trash and they dig holes and they don’t love household animals. But, I don’t think I could ever kill one. 
I haven’t seen the movie. Is it awful? If it is about toads I am not sure I should like to watch it : /

douglaslovesanders replied to your post: Oh darn. I bought heaps of card paper but I forgot…

Envelopes are EASY to make even with just computer paper. Plus they will be custom size for your cards. Patterns all over the internet.

Oooh good idea! THANK YOU!!!