Sometimes Carrinth gets really strange ideas. Fortunately, most of the time they remain unspoken. This is not one of those times.
Like. What if. Justice and Anders were pirates. But not really pirates because Justice would never be pirate because that is not noble and righteous. But they are on run from the Law. Chantry Law. Mostly Anders. However Justice will not abandon Anders to the injustice of the Chantry. So they are on the run together. Probably they attack pirates. Because. Justice. He is the Zombie Pirate Justin Kristoffer and his first mate Andy. No those are not their real names but it helps build enigma. They face many perils. For example, the fiendish fish demons of desire who lull men with their deepest wants. Justice had to tie Anders to the ship mast. No one could tie Justice, but fortunately Anders’ loud wails of protest drowned out any song the desire demons tried to sing.
What strange adventures will they find next? How long can they stay ahead of the Chantry Armada? Who is the fabled Pirate of the Crimson Hawk?
DRAMA! ROMANCE! HIGH ADVENTURE ON THE OPEN SEAS. SEA-DRAGONS.
DON’T. EVER. STOP.
genius!
(via stormdragon)
