I feel like if I tried to play the game, everyone would guess things and then I’d have to be like ~ OH YES!! NO OKAY I FORGOT THEM BUT NOW THEY ARE ON THE LIST! YOU WIN AT KNOWING ME BETTER THAN ME!

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Here are the lemon cheesecakes in question and also a lettuce. 

Here are the lemon cheesecakes in question and also a lettuce. 

MY POOOOR EAR!!! I CAN’T MOVE MY JAW WITHOUT IT HURTING LIKE HECK ;O;

MY POOOOR EAR!!! I CAN’T MOVE MY JAW WITHOUT IT HURTING LIKE HECK ;O;

I have a mad crush on Taystee from Orange is the New Black. She is the greatest thing and we’ll see more of her because she’s sharing a room with Chapman now!! Yay!

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ommercy said: I’m so curious about your success

garret-spork said: How did it go?

My favourite drunk lady just kept being like “I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!! But I’m totally cool with it BUT I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND! Explain me again!” Then later she shared the highly awkward story of the time that she tried anal. It was the most awkward story ever. She had to share it four more times. 
I don’t know if many other people understood 100%, but I don’t think it surprised them so that is okay. I am not uncomfortable with it I just don’t usually have a reason to share. 
They are a good bunch of paramedics and also a po po who is a great cuddler.

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

Man you would love to be real life friends with me! This kind of thing is my most common non-sequitur. 

(Source: riseafterfalling, via riskyrat)

I want to watch Orange is the New Black, where can I watch it online for non-Americans?

mesmeretmarjorie:

lifeispandemic:

polterpastry:

heyshadylady:

oliviatheelf:

How to be Alone: A video that changed my life.

This is an amazingly inspirational creative piece.

This is really special uwu I love it

The first time I saw this video it changed my life. It seems weird how it is going around again at just the right time in my life.

This is seriously one of the best things in the world for me. It got me on the path of solitude and aloneness I’m on now.

Always worth a reblog

(via ommercy)

gazztron:

thedoctordancing:

kittensandscience:

Only Trying Not To Kill

Bullshit smoking weed

Only Meaningless Nonsense.

Fucking Overdose was not totally inaccurate. 

gazztron:

thedoctordancing:

kittensandscience:

Only Trying Not To Kill

Bullshit smoking weed

Only Meaningless Nonsense.

Fucking Overdose was not totally inaccurate. 

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

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So, my student cannulated for the first time!
He was so nervous. 

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