I feel like if I tried to play the game, everyone would guess things and then I’d have to be like ~ OH YES!! NO OKAY I FORGOT THEM BUT NOW THEY ARE ON THE LIST! YOU WIN AT KNOWING ME BETTER THAN ME!
I have a mad crush on Taystee from Orange is the New Black. She is the greatest thing and we’ll see more of her because she’s sharing a room with Chapman now!! Yay!
ommercy said: I’m so curious about your success
garret-spork said: How did it go?
My favourite drunk lady just kept being like “I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND!! But I’m totally cool with it BUT I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND! Explain me again!” Then later she shared the highly awkward story of the time that she tried anal. It was the most awkward story ever. She had to share it four more times.
I don’t know if many other people understood 100%, but I don’t think it surprised them so that is okay. I am not uncomfortable with it I just don’t usually have a reason to share.
They are a good bunch of paramedics and also a po po who is a great cuddler.
I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
Man you would love to be real life friends with me! This kind of thing is my most common non-sequitur.
I want to watch Orange is the New Black, where can I watch it online for non-Americans?
So, my student cannulated for the first time!
He was so nervous.